The All-In-One Protest a.k.a. The Big Ass Protest

1. People demanding justice for the killing of Oscar Grant.
2. The Palestinians. Yes, it it is a Palestinian protest, as they are draped in their flag.
3. People seeking an end to the Iraqi War.

It is time to combine protests, people! I have come up with B.A.P. (Big Ass Protest) to help you protesters out.

Why not gather a large number of people that really are just protesting one form of government or another? Think of all the time and energy you will save (as well as the taxpayers who have to pay all that overtime to another government entity, the S.F.P.D.). Think of all the fun things you can protest in addition to your own cause. It is like multitasking, isn’t it? Then you can really tell people you know how to multitask and not be lying.

Throw in the No on 8ers, Save San Francisco Schools Teachers Jobs, Greenpeace, and those opposed to any further government bailouts (isn’t it time we just let economics take its course?). That ought to draw a few thousand more protesters to each event.

Have one B.A.P. so the people actually see that your particular cause can draw. Who cares if people see six or seven causes at the same time? They won’t remember what the protesters were protesting at the B.A.P. anyway. They will just say to their friends that they saw a B.A.P. today. The cause? They have no idea.